hello i'm julianna and this is a blog for stuff that i like

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

egg

OMG THIS ^^

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

thank you science side of tumblr

[supernatural gif]

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids

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gyarados:

effington:

imagine someone cutting you off and you slam on ur horn but instead of a beep it’s this

this is seriously the funniest post on this entire god damn website it’s only five seconds long please watch it

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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newcrystalcitysteel:

wintry-mix:

success-is-my-goal:

ronnieisnotamazing:

SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.

WHAT

Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.

Literally witchcraft