terryj0nes:

when you attempt to intimidate saul once more

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698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

villa-kulla:

in which aaron paul needs help finding cameras bless him

kawaiilluminatii:

when people bring up your past

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  1. demon: i possessed you
  2. me: get the fuck out
  3. demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  4. me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

1dtrillopinions:

emmadotbergmann:

"find yourself another one, ‘cause she belongs to me." 

Um, what. I don’t care if you are in One Direction, you tell somebody I belong to you, and I will dump your inconsiderate objectifying  ass so fast you will not know what happened.

you sound like someone who’s single….or someone who’s about to be

My Throught

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"